It’s Monday….WAKE YOUR MONKEY ASS UP!

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If you don’t go out right now, and kick life square in the ass, it’ll continue to make you it’s woman.

if you yourself are a woman…Well…Good for you(I guess). Don’t take offense(or do, I could give a shit.) I’m a firm believer in the $%&* them, before they $%#* you over philosiphy of life.

If you make it a point to get everything you need to do finished as soon as possible, you get more free time. With this extra time, you can devise plants, play, or do extra work to maximize your gains(in the gym, or with your money). It’s the polar opposite of the schlep around, and bitch and moan all damn day philosophy, that I used to subscribe too. It was kinda like joining the cheese of the month mail order club.

Cheese from Madrid

In that, it left you feeling like crap, and smelly

You could wait till later before you get down to business. If the shit gets done, whats the problem? You stupid, non perspective having fool. That’s the reason you don’t live like a king. You are not willing to pillage untill all of your enemies have fallen at your feet. Your biggest enemy is your minds lack of wearwithall to tell you that time is relative to begin with. You don’t know when it will actually end. Nor do you know how much time it will take to get things done.

You can assume, but that’s just a freaking waste. If you insist upon putting things off, at the very least compromise with yourself. Try starting a bunch of projects, and and documenting everything you need to finish. This is better than looking at the can of paint on your porch. You can try using that brush that’s near the can, and painting a bit, just to get the ball rolling.

If you are trying to get rid of social anxiety, and want to wait for the perfect opportunity to talk to that cute girl, or the cool guy you think may like you, try randomly talking to people in public places. Unless you get comfortable with people you don’t know, or really care that much about at first, you’ll never have the nerve to step to the people you do have feelings for

Don't It Feel Good

Don’t It Feel Good (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

The problem with procrastination, is that we are too smart to keep ourselves from using it as a wonky time travel device. That’s all it is. Just like how sleep is a time travel devise of sorts, procrastinating is a way to get from point A to point Z.

with sleep, you are unconscious during this process. So it’s more efficient because you wake up unaware of how much time you’ve lost. Procrastination sucks though. You know how much take you’re losing, because you’re substituting activities while you are still awake.

What the flying fuck am I going on about? Forget it, just get up right now and do whatever it is you are supposed to do. Later on, you’ll be able to enjoy your downtime more, because the have to’s are out of the way.

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