The end(of the world) is nigh!

Stay Puff rampage

Stay Puff rampage (Photo credit: mrtopp)

Yeah, we’re all going to die. Stop me if you heard this before.

 

So apparently, the Mayans had a limited edition, uncut version of the bible that you could only get by sending 1 billion box tops to God. In their version, no calenders could be made that depicted days after december 21, 2012.

 

what’s gonna happen on that date? hell If I know. A giant stay puff marshmallow man could fuck up New Work City, and Dwight Howard could get traded again, and try to save the day at a Brooklyn Net.

 

Just like The Nets’ chances of becoming relevant, the world ending this year is an asinine idea. Nothings gonna happen. After Dec. 21 rolls by, the loony toon squad is gonna come up with another death date, and the media is gonna cover that like it’s supposed to be something worth listening to.

 

It’s like taking advice from the one kid in class who eats his own boogers. He’s cool when you get to know him. But at the end of the day, he’s a little off. No matter what he says, he’s still eating his own snotty ass boogers! Take it for what  it is. Just don’t allow him to pick YOUR brain.

 

He just might eat it.

Boogerman: A Pick and Flick Adventure

 

Got 5 good reasons to ignore the doomsday idiots. Wrote this article last year, and the relevancy hasn’t dipped in any way. Check it out. It’s a fun read, and I had a ball writing at the time.

5 Reasons the World Isn’t Ending in 2012

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